A crackling whip descended onto Perseus' ugly deformed skin. His skin burnt and left scarred. All that was going through his head for the past few months was 'WHY THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPENING to me'. He was in the middle of a training regiment.
Right After He Awoke:
"Sky IS THAT YOU??"
"I miss you so much!!" Tears threatening to fall out of my eyes. Wait a minute, why is everything dark. And why is it warm.
[Host has a couple of days before being born]
[It has come to my attention that this is a pretty high leveled world for you to even think of being OP]
"Really? I mean I know my stats are Ass but come on Sky. What happened to being supportive?"
[No, I am Just telling the truth]
[God has upped the difficulty of this world by a lot]
"WTF!!! Why? Am I going to die right off the bat?"
[No, Seeing as how this is, he left you A Message]
****"I am the God of ALL EXISTENCE"****
****" THE ONLY REAL GOD"****
****"I WILL BE SENDING YOU TO A HELP CAMP"****
****"YOUR PERSONAL HELL WILL BE STARTED BY HAVING EMYIA SHIROU AS YOUR TEACHER!"****
****"THE MAN HAS SEEN HELL AND WILL MAKE YOU SEE IT TOO!!"****
[By that God Means while your real body is living in the SDS world, Your Soul will be training in a Pocket dimension]
[This is a rare Chance to be trained by a legend]
[You only have 5 Years after this]
"WTF!!! THE CRIMSON ARCHER FROM THE FATE SERIES?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN TRAIN"
[Is Host brain dead? Host NEEDS this TRAINING]
[Your will is so Fucking GARBAGE. I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF A CREATURE WITH SUCH A WEAK WILL]
"OH MY GOD calm down. Listen Linda, not all of us were born in harsh times okay. The harshest thing that ever happened to me was when the wifi went down. I'm pretty sure other people in my generation have weak wills too."
[Host isn't wrong]
[Prepare for HELL MODE Host while you can]
"WTF SKY, YOU FORGOT 3 and 2!!!"
[Good Bye Host]
Couple of minutes later:
'WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PLACE??'
Perseus was amazed by the marvels of the room he was in. He was laying in a bed made of the softest material he has ever seen. Room enough to fit a whole Vietnamese sweatshop staff. Fabrics as monotone as can be. The whole room was wide with little stuff in it. As a minimalist, He fell in love.
(PLZ be offended. Imma be edgy AF for this whole Novel. TELL ME IF I CROSSED SOME SORT OF RULE OR SOMETHING THOUGH)
While Perseus was busy admiring the room, a slight shift in air occurred in the space. A man started to appear with blueish air coming off him. He grins at Perseus' look of surprise and greets him, "Hello, I'm Archer and i'm your personal fitness trainer for the next 5 years." Perseus in front of this man does what you would expect from a fanboy, he faints.
After a couple of minutes later Perseus awakens and starts fan boying. Little did he know his man-crush is about to be the end of him.
First Person: 2 Year after he awoke
'WHY THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPENING to me'
Archer heard from Sky that my will is complete garbage so he decided to take a whole 2 years just to torture me. He started to poison me at first with poisons that cause a lot of pain but little damage to the soul. Then he went to hitting me with a whip or stabbing me with a lot of his blades. Just before I could dye, Sky heals my soul, and we repeat the process. Then we started watching Gurren Lagann. Sky fucking erased my memories of the show and now I have emotional scars. They said they would give me a break but I know they are just emotionally scaring me.
A few days later:
Archer said that we needed to switch things up a bit by start learning combat and tactics. I thought school lectures was hell but no. High-schoolers will probably never feel the hell that is getting goku's magic bow-staff shoved all the way up their ass for falling asleep is a lecture. And in the end i'm fine with that. Not one of them will probably ever get the chance of meeting their favorite characters in real life. None of them will ever get an annoying gender-neutral voice that has unlimited potential.
3 Years later:
I have done it, I have made it out of the training camp. I guess I have grown a lot these years. My will power stat has at least. I have also unlocked a couple of other things too.
[User has Unlocked a Couple of Features]
[Inventory: A hammer Space that can store non living things. It is as grand as the GATE OF BABYLON meaning that it repairs and conditions weapons and items]
[Summons: Things that have been contracted by you to join you in your conquest]
[Active Skills: Skills that need to be activated, mainly use energy to use and need to use it consciously]
[Passive Skill: Skills that work in the background that use little to no energy at all. Can be used subconsciously]
[Lottery: A place where you spin the wheel and get a skill, item, or system points. Skills get cycled out weekly]
I also got a lot of quests in my time serving in the training camp. They gave me a lot of points to spend and a couple of skills.
Skill Book: Flash Step
Weapon: Oberon's Rapier
Skill Book: Resshūken
Skill Book: Disturbance Style-Rapier
Skill Book: Quick Maths
Skill Book: Golden Manager
+1 Body customization
+15 fruit of charm
+5 Lottery tickets
+60,000 FP (FANTASY POINTS)
Name: Flash Steps
Type: Skill Book
Grade: Super Rare
Description: The user can perform a burst of speed that allows host to move so fast it appears as if you have teleported (in some cases, the host actually does teleport short distances). In most cases host is able to maneuver at the high speeds accurately and does not cause any shock or disturbance to the surface they stop on.
Name: Oberon's Rapier
Grade: Super Rare
Description: Who ever wields this blade shall be "King of Shadows and Fairies"
Type: Skill Book
Description: Form of kickboxing that uses powerful kicks to attack and hands to defend. Focuses on high speed and damage.
Name: Disturbance Style- Rapier
Type: Skill Book
Description: This style, comprised of sheer unpredictable movements, can easily catch opponents off-guard. Combined with a Rapier host is able to increase the lethality of your attacks